Having my old chumburger Karl around last week was great and thank god he brough his gadgetry with him! Not only did we complete a full area tour of the Portes du Soleil in a day, we also have a vast array of statistics to bore you with courtesy of his ‘Run GPS’ software! After several aborted attempts to complete the circuit we finally got around the vast network in one very full day, without many of the normal restraining factors (birds, boarders, beginners etc). The day went something like this…
8.30am - We parked at the bottom of the Perrier chairlift at the far end of Les Gets, and waited for the lift to open. No cutting out Les Gets this time and if we were going to get all the way around in a day, we were going to do it the hard way. If it all went wrong, we at least hadSylvie on standby with a vehicle!
8.45am - At the top of the chairlift the Morzine / Les Gets network opened up in front of us. Whilst the rest of the world were eating breakfast we had our pick of the perfect corduroy and gleefully made our way over the hill to Morzine, the first three runs taking place with hardly another soul in sight and chairlifts opening for the day just as we reached them.
9.45 am - We crossed Morzine and so far so good, not even ten o’clock and we were going against the crowds towards Super Morzine and the Avoriaz domain. As soon as we hit the Proclou lift though we joined the queue and with the sheer volume of people I secretly started to wonder if we are on a hiding to nothing, trying to complete the circuit during the French school holidays.
10.30 am - Having picked our way over the ridge from Avoriaz and descended in to the Chatel area, the slopes got gradually quieter again. This area has some of the best snow in the Portes du Soleil this year and it’s a pity that we didn’t have a bit longer to explore the off piste in and around the Plaine Dranse bowl. There was no time for pontificating though as Karl reminded me. We weren’t there for enjoyment, it was all about the achievement! Time was ticking on and we now needed to catch a bus accross the valley, connecting Linga with the Super Chatel side of the ski area.
11.15 am - Once through the busy resort of Chatel the ‘Barbossine’ beckoned. This long mogulled black run is one of my favourites and I’ve never seen it in such good condition. The wind had dropped, the sun was shining and we were virtually the only people skiing the perfectly formed moguls with a 10cm layer of powder on top.
12.00pm - From the summit of the Jorette lift the resort of Torgon was visible below and Lake Geneva looked stunning. On such a clear day the Chateau de Chillon can be seen jutting out in to the water. The top of the blue piste off the Jorette had a weird patch of rock and grass showing through despite loads of snowfall recently. Looks like someone got the snow cannon horribly wrong and washed away the snow!
12.45pm - Having circled around Torgon and La Chapelle we were back above Chatel on the Chalet Neuf plateau. As usual the snow was awesome up there and it is unfortunate that we couldn’t stay longer. Plenty of off piste yet to be tracked out. Morgins beckons.
2.00pm - After a quick stop in Morgins town centre to ‘water the horse’ we picked our way through the quiet slopes of Champoussin, just as the Dents du Midi emerged from the cloud. Anyone making an effort to access these slopes at the moment will be rewarded.
3 pm - The Pointe de L’Au chairlift was still closed and shows no sign of re-opening, so the temporary rope tow remains in place. We managed to prove that this torturous device can be avoided by a high traverse to the left off the ridge above the Aiguilles de Champeys chair.
3.30pm - Once past the diversion it was easy enough to drop down to Les Crosets and out the other side to the ridge above Avoriaz. Back on the French side the crowds re-appeared and the long descent from 2200m to 1200m at Prodain seemed more like a dodgem track. The legs were really feeling the burn at this point. Luckily the bus back to Morzine centre provides 10 minutes of relief.
4.30pm - After retracing the steps of our first few runs back to Les Gets we end up on the Grains D’Or chairlift with half an hour to spare. In the end we would have had time for lunch! A few hundred metres down the last run we divert in to a hidden gem of a restaurant called Le Paiika and wait for the crowds to disappear whilst drinking hot chocolate. The knee that has been hurting since midday-ish was ready to give up on me but it held out for a blast down Les Voroses back to the minibus. A long day but worthwhile.
And now the important bits… we travelled 54.5 miles, hit a top speed of 34.7 MPH, descending a total of 22,878 feet (not far short of the height of Everest), and we were actually moving for 5 hours and 28 minutes of the day. I’m not sure why I’m quoting these figures so acurately as the battery conked out between Morzine and Les Gets on the way home!
A superb day was rounded off with a pizza in Le Tyrolien (still the best in Morzine), a few Mont Blanc beers and an ice pack on my knee. What more could anyone ask for, except even more snow?! That is on the way later this week. Watch this space.